March 2012
pregnat:
if ur not in love with me ur doing it wrong
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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I’m going to have to work my ass off to get everything I want this year.
bring it on.
"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
nogginlump:
lightbulbing:
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she...
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I’m KayTee fucking Tinch and who the fuck are you
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Controversial blog of the day: Feminism
tonybalogna:
I think it is curious that women, excuse me feminists, seem to put this oral contraception issue as the premiere issue concerning women in the year 2012. You know, not equal pay for equal work. Not that more women go to college and have degrees then men but they are absent in most boardrooms across the country. Not that we still haven’t elected a female President, and have never...
there are no acceptable (in the context of sex) euphemisms for anus. none. I cannot even begin to imagine hearing a single one of them during sex and not being weirded out. I suppose just “ass” is as close to cutting it as it gets. “backdoor” is the worst one that is common, fucking hate that phrase. of course “bunghole” and “poop chute” are even...
February 2012
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why do people post porn while I’m at school
why can’t I have missing e away from home at least
then I could have safedash
but oooh fucking no.
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I’ve become so far removed from others that I don’t really care if they see me squeezing a hummus packet straight into my mouth.
Don’t you try to take my hummus from me.
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13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the...
sanityscraps:
baddominicana:
thatmuchlove:
13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the Rochester City School District Over her essay on Frederick Douglass.
beautifulbrwn:
“On Saturday, February 18, 2012, the Frederick Douglass Foundation of New York presented the first Spirit of Freedom award to Jada Williams, a 13-year old city of Rochester student. Miss Williams wrote an essay on her...
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cinemawitch replied to your post: I have a shopping list for the next time I have…
fuzzy hand cuffs, dildos, condoms…. arent all of those pink
I’d rather skip the fuzz on my handcuffs, but you’re on the right track!
Pink cupcake riding crop, pink net tights, pink PVC nurse costume
:D
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“I thought I saw a woman who looks just like you today, when I approached her...”
– Bobby
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I have a shopping list for the next time I have money, and
everything is pink
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BOLD if true
pomatos:
fuckyeahboldsurveys:
You are female You are in high school You live on your own You live within 20 minutes of your best friend You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours You have been to the movies within the last week You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year You have broken merchandise and not...
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I enjoy porn quite a bit, but one of my main issues finding mainstream porn that I appreciate is that so much of it just looks uncomfortable.
It’s not even as much an issue of skewed gender dynamics (although that can certainly be an issue) or performers I don’t find attractive, (also certainly sometimes an issue) I just see, usually, female performers in such outrageous conditions...
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I don’t really appreciate wearing pants
everyone who yammers about decency should just go fuck themselves so I can walk around in my underwear all the time, all over the place.
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“Oh, my tattoo? *Rolls up sleeve* Yeah, I have this thing with dragons…”
– AKLJDSAKLDJADLKJDLADA
WHAT. THE FUCK. IS MY LIFE.
stargazerlillies:
no one will ever like me as much as i like me and that’s okay because nobody’s opinion matters as much as mine does
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when you say someone killed something that hadn’t been born yet
when you use the words “kill” and “unborn” next to each other
just
what are you doing
what fucking planet are you from
Sometimes my life is remarkably absurd.
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Did Gwyneth Paltrow’s dress last night remind anyone else of Emma Frost?
I had to physically restrain myself from screaming and could only do so well enough to let out a little breathless screech
all because Good Vibrations has the cupcake crop back in stock
I must own it. I will find a way.
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*GASP* →
IT’S LIKE THIS AUCTION WAS MADE JUST FOR ME
MOTHERFUCK, WHY DON’T I HAVE ANY MONEY?
…BIRTHDAY? SOMEONE?
amnesiques:
I don’t care if you’re gay or straight or bi.
I don’t care if you have shitloads of sex with a lot of people or if you believe in monogamy.
I don’t care if you’re catholic of muslim or hindu or an atheist.
Whatever you do is your business and not mine as long as you’re not hitting me on the head with a shovel or something. So it would be really nice if people could just stop...
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I think this week I might have my family graduation celebration. Which meeeans they will shower me in money.
I CAN’T DECIDE IF I WANT TO MAKE A NURSE COSTUME OR A COP COSTUME FIRST
HELP.
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Don't Go Halfway in Abandoning Slut Shaming
In the past few years, as I’ve grown into more of a free-thinking person and I have opened up to sexuality to the point of making it one of the things I am most passionate about, I have come to abhor slut shaming. Most of my friends share my vehement opposition to the practice, certainly the ones I’m most close to. I try very hard to promote positive viewpoints on every imaginable...
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yes, I need to reinstate the fear of mondays in myself.
workouts, extra homework (I need to prep for the SAT anyways…), making things… I just need to get busy as fuck.
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my life would just be better if I made scones and cupcakes all the time. I owe someone cupcakes anyways.
what if I just started baking all the time
what if I started a bakery. that would keep me busy
I could be like Maggie Gyllenhaal’s adorably badass commie pinko baker character from Stranger Than Fiction.
would anyone buy my scones?
well, if not, I’ll just throw them at people...
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dude I thought I would love only having three school days but uh
I sort of feel like I have nothing to do
and without the waiting time days off are… less fulfilling.
last semester it was like WOO ALL THAT WORK OF TRYING TO UNDERSTAND BILOLOGY AND TRANSLATING BULLSHIT IS OVER FUNS AND TUMBLR TIME
now it’s like… coast lazily through interesting but not terribly challenging...
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I wanna put my face in some tits
and play with them and put them in my mouth and stuff. like REALLY bad.
unfortunately I can’t reach my own well enough and it wouldn’t be the same anyways.
why can’t I come up with anyone I know with whom this would be appropriate behavior?
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I’m probably going to need to shoot something if I don’t get to see Yuksek next month
it just seems so perfect and escapist right now, whisking away to the Magical Land Just Southwest and partying my heart out to some of my favorite music before I come back wrecked and ready for more of my regular life.
I just need to get away.
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“Sometimes, loving your body is not an option. Sometimes, the best we can do is...”
– Lesley Kinzel (via lavender-labia)
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Me: "Are you going to tell me that I should behave in a more ladylike fashion? Stop doing drugs, sleeping around, and dressing like a harlot?"
The Dragon: "You're sleeping around!? Congratulations, I'm so proud of you!"
Me: "Sadly, no."
The Dragon: "Oh, well that sucks."
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Your brain amazes me, but I feel like I would be so at home in its depths, I’d like to try it on for a while.
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chelsamander:
Violent Femmes - Gone Daddy Gone
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